Sometimes you just can't resist giving a movie the mickey. I haven't seen the film, 300, and it seems unlikely now that I will. It arrived in a great hype with some people, barely scratched the surface of real cinemagoers, and has departed the scene. I don't even know who's in it. (Well, I could look it up, but I ain't gonna.)
But someone has seen it. She calls herself (I presume she's a she by the way she's written one or two other things) Saint Sally, and she's made a list of the ten things she's learned from watching 300. Check them out. They're a lot of fun.