Showing posts with label actress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label actress. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2010

The Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer - parody

You Tube and other sites becoming the playground of hundreds of superb filmmakers, people who love movies and can take them off, or provide short, snappy stories, and much more.

The one below is a parody trailer of all those movie dramas/thrillers you've ever seen, well-put together and looking as though there's some real money behind it, but actually made by a couple of film-school graduates in Atlanta.



It runs the gamut of nice hero about to get involved in things over his head, older woman character (actress who's been out of work for a while and has been trying out the latest cocoa butter stretch marks creams to improve her figure), heroine who does a lot of running away from things in the later part of the movie, oddball character who may or may not be autistic, and sundry other bodies randomly slotted in just to arouse the audience's interest. But there's much more slipped into place as well. Worth repeated viewings.
To see it in it's proper wide format, double click on the video to go to the You Tube Version.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

HitTail provides the material for a surreal kind of dream

While watching movies on Korean Airways, sitting in my distressed oatmeal trousers, I mused and became distracted and thought about how I could extend Heaven into Hell, the reverse of what some characters in C S Lewis’ The Great Divorce attempt.
Kiri te Kanawa, seated behind me, was meanwhile wisely telling her manager that she refused to sing any compositions by John Cage, while another John, John Grey the philosopher (he was three seats back) was spouting forth to the New Zealand artist, Karl Maugham. Karl, I note, is now doing screen prints, as I saw one in the Milford Gallery the other day. I prefer his original paintings, because the colours are so rich, but his subject matter – abundant gardens – continues to appeal. A young man in the gallery was telling me that Maugham has hundreds of photos of gardens that he works from.
Further back in the plane there’s now some dispute about Alfred Hitchcock being regarded as an auteur, since the very word itself has gone skewhiff. At least Hitchcock never made a movie, someone else shouts, in which a horse climbs a ladder, as one does in Bandidas. Or supposedly does. I think Hitchcock would have included a ladder-climbing horse if he'd found the right place for one.
A couple of foreigners have just walked down the aisle, chatting. Mr Vanderlught and Benigno Aquino, neither of whom I have ever met, even though their names have appeared previously in this blog. tend, with their serious demeanours, to make the plane feel like Bleak House, or Miss Havisham’s home in Great Expectations, that book that Lloyd Jones’ writes so fondly of in his own story, Mr Pip.
The plane takes a sudden dip and we all think we’re headed for a shorter life than we expected, rather like the young man who sailed down Baldwin St in a wheelie bin.
As the plane flattens out again, I suddenly realise my namesake, Mike Crowl, from Conroe High School, is sitting across the aisle from me. He holds a full video card, because he has been taking endless photos of the actress sitting next to him, Alice Brockway. She is proclaiming forth that Yes, you can put lemon peel in a compost.
The last I see of her is when she rides away from the airport to the Penny Factory, on a pennyfarthing, which the proprietor of the aforesaid Penny Factory will no doubt turn into a piece of enamelled jewellery, such as a pendant, or a stud.